Doctor Who: The Hypersphere Principle
I am REX and I am the greatest combat athlete America will have ever seened. I have dedtricated my life in the pursoot of perfection. My body is perfect. My mind is perfect. My sweetass mustache: perfection. My discount karate dojo and pawn shop is unmatched in value and victories. With my AAAA belief system, I have transformed my hometown of Reno, Nevada into a army of winners. I am their leader. I am Rex.